Brochure

Business Card and Letterhead

Questionaire

1) What is your business?
     We kidnap people who want to be kidnapped.

2) Describe your business in one sentence
     We make it possible for people to enjoy longer vacations and avoid responsibilities. 

3) Who is your target audience?
      Men and women, not really younger than 25.

4) Who are your competitors?
      We are a one of a kind business, there is no one quite like us.

5) What makes them better/worse than your product/service?
      N/A.

6) Do you currently have an identity? (This is more for companies that are already established and you’re just revamping the logo/corporate identity. If you have a new company or product, skip this question.)

7) (If your answer to #6 is no, skip this question) What do you like about it and what don’t you like about it?

8) How do you want your image to be seen in two years?

In two years, ideally we will not be seen in a negative light. Because of what the company does, it may be better to not be too well known and keep activity to a local area. We would like people to pretend to not take us seriously or pretend to not like us but in reality be excited about the job we do. We extend your vacation.

9) If your company was an animal, what animal would it be and why?

To be specific: the pink panther, with a ski mask, because we are damn sneaky.

10) If your company/brand was a person, who would it be and why?

Frank Abagnale Jr. - From wikipedia: "...is an American security consultant known for his history as a former confidence trickster, check forger, impostor, and escape artist. He became notorious in the 1960s for passing $2.5 million worth of meticulously forged checks across 26 countries over the course of five years, beginning when he was 16 years old. In the process, he became one of the most famous impostors ever, claiming to have assumed no fewer than eight separate identities as an airline pilot, a doctor, a U.S. Bureau of Prisons agent, and a lawyer. He escaped from police custody twice (once from a taxiing airliner and once from a U.S. federal penitentiary), before he was 21 years old. He served fewer than five years in prison before starting to work for the federal government."

We want to be incredibly talented in all the wrong ways.

11) If your company/brand was an object, what would it be?

 j    Considering what the company does, there is not really an object that would adequately represent it well.

12) If your customer was a cartoon character, who would it be?

The pink panther, wearing a ski mask, haha.